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unfollower:

i ordered pizza and i was like ‘hey sorry you have to work on thanksgiving’ to the delivery girl and she was like ‘i feel worse for the person ordering pizza on thanksgiving’ ouch

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my life is one big “wow ok”

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coffeepeople:

if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me. 

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nepetaleijons:

when u make a mistake

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do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how

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its kinda scary how your whole life depends on how well you do as a teenager 

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shortasscorporal:

-takes homework out-

-rewards self with two hours of internet-

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suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

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heckannoying:

listening to music in your room like

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kingjaffejoffer:

When someone with stank ass breath talks to you really close

coldmackerel:

"so what are your plans for after you graduate?"

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